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-- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. hey, everybody! thank you. that is a crowd. a new york city audience. fantastic. fantastic. thank you very much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." happy wednesday. hey, before we start, i just want to say happy birthday to reality star heidi montag. today, parts of her turned 24. [ laughter ] speaking of heidi, i just read that her divorce from spencer pratt may now be on hold. i mean, they still want to get divorced. it's just that neither of them can figure out how to spell irreconcilable. [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] i can't even -- it's a hard word. >> steve: that's a hard word.

>> jimmy: here's some big news. new york city mayor michael bloomberg may soon ban smoking in many of the city's outdoor public sites. [ scattered applause ] wow! so to everyone out there, that means that the park is now for drinking and drinking only. [ cheers and applause ] just so you know. can't smoke in the park anymore? i mean, what are people supposed to do after they have sex? i mean, what are they -- [ laughter ] >> steve: cry? >> jimmy: cry? >> steve: you're in a park, i don't know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is pretty interesting, you guys. a new report has found that bing has passed yahoo to become the number two search engine in the u.s. yeah, if you want to find out more about that, just google "bing passes yahoo." [ laughter ] and you can find out a whole story about that. it's amazing, cool. so cool. now, i'm not entirely sure what to make of this. aol announced it's partnering with the jonas brothers to "redesign the internet." [ laughter ] aol -- yeah. i hear that prodigy just teamed up with menudo to make, like, an

awesome jet pack with lasers on it. it should be cool. menudo. did you guys hear about this? in october, a monument will be unveiled in south carolina honoring the band hootie and the blowfish. [ one person cheers ] no word yet as to why. [ laughter ] are they still together? >> steve: darius rucker now has a very successful solo career. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i like hootie. i like the blowfish. >> steve: yeah, he won a country music award. ♪ doing country music [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: how does that song go? >> steve: his name is not -- he is not hootie. >> jimmy: he is hootie. >> steve: no, he's not hootie. >> jimmy: hootie is the keyboardist? >> steve: i don't know. what was the song? ♪ i only want to be with you ♪ ♪ you look at me i've got something left to say ♪ ♪ i'm such baby, yeah the dolphins make me cry but

there's nothing i can do ♪ ♪ i only want to be with you ♪ >> jimmy: great song, an american anthem! [ cheers and applause ] an american anthem! >> steve: that's why they're building a monument. >> jimmy: that's why they have a monument. that one song. >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: smashmouth is next. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, my gosh. i cannot wait for that. >> jimmy: that's correct. ♪ somebody once i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i just read about a company in north carolina that builds houses made from of hemp. that doesn't sound like a house, that sounds like a weird little version of "the three little pigs." like, "i'll huff and i'll puff, man. and then, we'll totally listen to some grateful dead bootlegs. it's gonna be really cool, man." hey, everybody, mexico celebrated its 200th birthday today. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. that's right, they celebrated at

their favorite spot -- here. [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] and finally, there's a new commercial airing in d.c. that blames mcdonald's for high cholesterol, high blood pressure and heart disease. mcdonald's released a statement today saying, "that's it? we'll take that." ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome to our show. we have such a fun show tonight. the one and only, host of "live with regis and kelly." legend -- regis philbin is here. i love that guy. there's no one like him. no one like him. from the great new movie "easy a," a big movie star, emma stone is joining us. stoney. and for day number three of

broadway week, we've got a performance from the tony-award winning musical, featuring the music of green day, "american idiot." [ cheers and applause ] it's tonight. i love broadway week. it's been fun. you guys, if you watch our show, you know that i use twitter a lot. you guys use twitter out there? [ scattered applause ] great. 12 people, i love it. well, a lot of times on twitter, they get weird lists that get started where people tweet out topics with a # in front of them. on twitter, they call it a hash tag. for instance, someone would call a hash tag called "things that bother me." and then people tweet out something that bothers them, and it makes this big list on twitter that everyone can look at and read. it's funny. it's fun. on last night's show, i went on twitter and i started a hash tag called "i can't believe i did that." and i asked you guys at home to tweet out weird or embarrassing or crazy that you once did. thousands of tweets came in. at one point, it was even a trending topic in the united states, which is huge. [ cheers ] anyway, i looked through all of them, and tonight, i thought i'd share some of my favorite "i

can't believe i did that" tweets with you guys. it's time for "late night hash tag." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here we go. our first one is fm @zacharoo21. he says "told a customer to have a good one after handing them the bathroom key." [ laughter ] i can't believe i did that. yeah, there you go, yeah. "have a good one." "i plan on it, thank you. i plan on having a good one." >> steve: it's not going to be good. >> jimmy: the next one is from @sosnomore.is he says "during my first year of being a dentist, i drooled on my patient's forehead." [ laughter ] maybe he gave himself novocain. this next one's from @berwin20. he said "i accidently sent my girlfriends out a text saying 'are you ready for mr. must thrust tonight?' worst day of my life." [ laughter ] it could have been worse.

he could have replied yes. @stephfin, she says "went to a costume party dressed as artist formally known as prince and won for being gay pirate. took the prize, didn't fess up." [ laughter and applause ] "yeah, sure, i'm a gay pirate. yeah, absolutely." give me my gift certificate to red lobster, yeah. i won. gay pirate. this is from @keithelgin. he says "one time, a famous nto where i errk and used the bathroom. i went and just sat in the stall next to him." [ audience ohs ] that's a super fan, yeah. gross. this is from @kazoocali. he says "i got a tattoo of a 1950's style toaster on my be t complete with one piece of toast. i can't believe i did that." [ laughter ] it's the toast that makes the tattoo. this one's from @volatilemolotov.

she says "i walked into my parents doing it then ran to my phone to call my grandma and said get over here now, mommy's nude." [ laughter ] sad part is she was 27 at the time. last one is from @hamburgerhelpster. this one, we've had on before. i like that dude. he says "i put up two middle fingers going down splash mountain yo, mickey was straight pissed." there you have it, tonight's "late night hash tag." [ cheers and applause ] check them out, and some more of our favorites. go to latenightwithjimmyfallon.com. here at "late night," we're all about bringing people together. wait no, here at "late night," we're all about bringing people together for the common good. we're all about team work, relationship building, building bridges, bridging divides, dividing and multiplying. what i'm trying to say is it's time once again for a segment we call "shared experience." ♪ ♪ sharing this thing with one another it's a shared experience ♪

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right, here's how this works. throughout the show, the whole audience, plus the roots, higgins, and me, as well as the you at home, we're all going to share a few experiences together. we're going to do the exact same thing at the exact same time. it's going to be fun. you guys ready for this? [ cheers and applause ] all right, earlier this week -- earlier this week, oprah kicked off her final season by giving everybody in her audience a free trip to australia. [ cheers ] we didn't want to be outdone. so we're giving everyone in tonight's audience three products we've seen on infomercials. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to try them out right here on this show. so, if you guys look under your seats, you'll find the first product of the night is the snazzy napper. that's right, it looks like this. looks like -- right here. can we see a clip of the snazzy napper commercial? >> while others toss and turn trying to get comfortable, you can rest and relax with the

snazzy napper. snazzy napper is so convenient and easy to use. it's like privacy in a bag. just $14.99 for the snazzy original and $24.99 for the extra large. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like privacy in a bag. all right, allow me to demonstrate here. we're going to put on the snazzy napper like so -- [ light laughter ] there we go, like that. over your eyes. now, i want you guys to put on your snazzy nappers, okay? very good. you guys look so comfortable right now. quest, good job. and now we're going to take a 15-second power nap together, okay? everyone got their snazzy nappers on? [ cheers and applause ] snazzy nappers are on, all right. can we have 15 seconds on the clock? roots, can we get napping music, please? let's take a nap. ♪ [ coughing ] [ alarm sounding ]

>> jimmy: whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. what? when? whoa. everybody you wake up, wake up. you did great. wake up everybody. very, very nice. stay tuned, we'll be back with more "shared experiences." ♪ who's gonna 2 for 20 with dad?

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody, and thank you so much for watching our show. we appreciate it. hope you had a great day today. you guys, and everyone at home, it's now part two of tonight's shared experiences. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ sharing this thing with one another it's a shared experience ♪ >> jimmy: okay, our next -- tonight's theme is infomercial products. and our next infomercial product is called the booty pop. [ cheers ] have you guys seen this product before? take a look. take a look at what it does.

>> you want your jeans to show off your booty. and with booty pop, every pair of jeans looks good. >> the secret to booty pop is the strategically placed pads inside the panties that lift buttocks, leaving a sexier, more desirable booty instantly. booty pop turns a droopy derriere into a youthful looking, head-turning, bootylicious booty. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, it's a two-step process. first, we've got to put them on. put them on right now. everyone -- i know it's going to be tough in your seat to do this, but make sure the booty goes in the back, by the way, in the rear. you don't want it up front. roots, you've got to put them on, too. hig-bones? >> steve: got it. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, there you go, buddy. it's almost on, all right. there you go, everyone got them on? everyone got their booty pops on? [ cheers and applause ]

all right, now everyone stand up. now it's time to shake your booty. roots, get a little booty popping music. ♪ ♪ shake, shake, shake shake, shake, shake shake your booty, ow ♪ ♪ shake your booty, ow shake, shake, shake shake, shake, shake ♪ ♪ shake your booty, ow shake your booty, ow ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. >> steve: booty pop. >> jimmy: can we show the best booty poppers? can we see some of the best in slow motion, please? there you go. ♪ shake, shake, shake shake your booty, ow ♪ ♪ shake, shake, shake shake your booty, girl ♪ >> jimmy: all right, give yourselves a round of applause,

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a television institution and the host of a weekday syndicated talk show, "live with regis and kelly." ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the one and only regis philbin! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the one and only. >> oh, thank you, jimmy. thank you very much. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back. i appreciate it. >> oh, i love this building. you know it all began here for me. in fact, our television business began right there. >> jimmy: yeah. >> jimmy! >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it did. this is -- goes back to studio. goes back to jack paar. went to milton berle, was here. >> yeah, milton berle did it here. and in those days, perry como,

eddie fisher. had some -- >> jimmy: yeah. remember we talked about -- >> yeah. wed did. >> jimmy: do you have many memories from -- >> well you know, i do. i really do. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but the funniest thing is i became friends of jack paar, late -- late in his life. and so, but he was the one who would come out here and actually and hit on the side of his desk and talk to the audience and tell them what he had done that day. who he had seen and he would make stories about them. and so when i saw that, i was working in news years ago, and i said, "gee, this is what i want to do." so he inspired me to become a talk show host. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. that's -- that's how that happened. and i loved him. i really did. and the other day, i got this picture. and i made a copy for you. because here you are in the same place that jack paar was 50 years ago. this is -- this is 6b right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> and there he is. >> jimmy: oh, my god. look at that photo. >> yeah, isn't that nice. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: put it right there. thank you.

>> i wish -- there's the no smoking sign. >> jimmy: no smoking. we're allowed to smoke in here now. >> and so -- >> jimmy: times have changed. >> i wish he was here to autograph it for you but of course he's not. >> jimmy: amazing. look at that. -- audience right there. this is right in that corner right over here. right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> and you know -- >> jimmy: how cool. >> and the story that i love about jack paar that he told me so many times was one night, he got in trouble doing his monologue. he brought up a water closet as a joke. and nbc edited it. you know? >> jimmy: oh yeah. >> and so he became furious, and he walked off the show. he walked off the show, and it was like 11 o'clock at night. 11:30 at night when he walked off. and, of course, the hallway which is always crowed, you know during this time of day, well there was nobody there at 11:30. whoever was concerned with the show, was involved in the studio. so, he walks out and he said, "my god, what have i done? i just walked off the best show in television, you know?

but i just can't live with that kind of discipline i guess." so, he didn't know what was gonna happen to him. standing out in the hallway wondering where to go. when the band leader -- now you got amir over right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. he had jose melis and jose melis comes out and to show you how concerned everybody was jose melis with the thing still in his ear, the connection to the booth, says, "but jack how am i gonna get home tonight?" [ laughter ] jack took a back and forth and to every day. you don't take him home, do you ever night? >> jimmy: no. we don't ride together. no, we don't. [ applause ] sometimes i run on his vespa. sometimes yeah, i'm on the back of his motorcycle with my arms around him. [ laughter ] >> hey i want to tell you, jimmy -- jimmy fallon was out -- i was out in los angeles last month, at the beverly hills hotel. which is the oldest traditional hotel in hollywood, you know what i mean? and all the stars have been there over there years. and it really is -- and sometimes when a guy from new york goes out there, he's a little intimidated by the atmosphere. do you know?

>> jimmy: yeah. >> because you realize all of the cary grant, garry cooper, all those guys were there at a part of this hotel. but i'll tell you what happened. i'm sitting on my chair, and all of sudden down comes jimmy fallon with a bunch of people and jimmy fallon fearlessly is wearing a slung. >> jimmy: what? >> a little -- what do you call those things? >> jimmy: a speedo? >> a speedo. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> and i want to tell you something. jimmy fallon was very impressive. [ laughter ] i'm not kidding. >> jimmy: i will you tell you -- >> you took over the hotel. you were so big. >> jimmy: yeah, i was wearing -- i was wearing one of these -- [ laughter ] i was wearing -- yeah, i was wearing of these. it just went for one of them. uh, no. i don't wear that at all. but i did see you -- you were

out there -- you were out there and man you make a big deal when you come to the pool. everyone's like, "that's regis." >> oh, really? oh, i love that. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, you were wearing a thong. [ laughter ] l and that was -- even worse than a speedo. that was the thing. you were going out to see -- >> you were great on the emmy's, pal. >> jimmy: thank you, buddy. >> no, you did. [ cheers and applause ] the ratings went up. >> jimmy: yeah, we were talking about that. i was nervous about the emmys. >> yeah, i know you were nervous. you had a lot to do. you coveted beautifully. all week he worked his tail off out there, you know, making as many appearances. talking it up. >> jimmy: yeah. >> telling everybody what you were gonna do. and by god, you did it. >> jimmy: i know. thank you so much. >> and that was great, jimmy. happy for you. >> jimmy: thank you buddy. you were going out to see rickles that night. you and don rickles. >> yes, don rickles. we had -- well that's -- >> jimmy: look at that one. yeah, yeah, yeah. [ applause ] >> i don't know. >> jimmy: he's the greatest. >> it wasn't one of our better pictures. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> i love him. he's just the best. >> jimmy: --'cause i saw him and bob newhart out with their wives. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i did it and -- "oh my gosh." >> show me the restaurant. you walk in. interrupted them. >> jimmy: i had to say hi to

them. >> sure. >> jimmy: i went up to them and i said -- i go -- i made some dumb joke. and bob newhart laughed. and he goes, "don, do you know jimmy fallon?" and don goes, "who?" [ laughter ] "you famous or something?" and then he goes, "oh, i know who this kid is. this is kid, you go on his show, you spin a bottle, you win a prize." [ laughter ] i loved that he did that. and then he was like, "hi, how you doing? good luck at the emmys." he's the greatest guy. >> oh, he really is. i've loved him for years, you know? and he's one of my dear friends. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but you know he's very sensitive guy. and if you calls you when you don't return his call right away. oh, he gets very upset. "are you all right? is your wife all right?" >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. "how do you feel? is the doctor with you?" you know, in other words, you didn't have time to call me back right away. and then -- then he really -- >> jimmy: 'cause then he gets -- yeah, yeah. >> --upset. >> jimmy: now you're going -- thanks for coming on our show. your show is live tomorrow. >> tomorrow morning, yeah. >> jimmy: tomorrow morning and you're doing a thing, it's "guinness book of world records" week. >> yeah, actually -- yes, it's been "guinness world record" book all week. >> jimmy: yeah. >> setting new records. >> jimmy: and tomorrows a giant

one. oh, no friday is the giant one. >> friday's the giant one. we're going out to the intrepid aircraft carrier. >> jimmy: yeah. >> because we need a lot of space. and they're going to have a series of 300 mattresses that are lined like you would a lego game, you know? or domino's. >> jimmy: dominos. >> and we're gonna knock them all down -- once gonna go right through -- all through the whole -- >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. this is so good. >> i don't know why. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: this is fantastic. >> well, you think so. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i really want to see this. i love this. >> well, that's what's gonna happen friday morning on our show. >> jimmy: i can't wait to watch. it's gonna be great. are you gonna be involved or just watching it? >> no. in fact, i have the day off. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you -- they announced today on your -- 'cause you have a "guinness book" record. a guinness record. >> more tv shows. more hours on tv, yeah. >> jimmy: more -- both hours on television by any personality in history of the world. 16,000 hours. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> amir. i love amir.

i'm gonna take amir with me. i'll take you home with me. >> jimmy: take him on the road, you and amir. there you go. [ laughter ] i love it. >> we set the new record -- the announced today as a matter of fact over the show. >> jimmy: that's so great. congratulations. you're beating your own record. i love it. i'm so happy. more with regis when we come back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ beer and wine and cupcakes. i was doing the corporate grind like everyone else. but to be successful, i knew i had to be different. ink, ink, ink, ink, ink. i mean, i love that card. it does things differently too. great customer service, going above and beyond to help me out as a small business. it's accepted in twice as many places around the world as american express and if i ever need to get my employees ink cards, they're free. make your mark with ink. chase what matters. go to chase.com/ink.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm here with the one and only regis philbin. since last time you were here, you released a duets record with your wife, joy. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: very pretty. look, her right there. >> yeah, "regis and joy." >> jimmy: there we -- look at that. [ cheers and applause ] look very pretty there. look at you here on the inside. here's your wedding photo here. >> yeah. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: look at that. [ scattered applause ] >> 40 years. >> jimmy: is that right? 40 years? >> yeah. >> jimmy: congratulations. oh my god. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: where did you guys meet? >> well, i was work on "the joey bishop" show when i met her. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. she was work on it, as well. that's how we met. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: 40 years. >> the old "joey bishop show." remember that? >> jimmy: i remember joey bishop -- yeah, absolutely. >> do you? >> jimmy: yeah. joey bishop, part of the rats pack. >> how can you remember it when it was 40 years ago. [ jimmy as regis ] "i've seen it on dvd!" [ laughter ] >> he likes to do me. [ jimmy as regis ] >> jimmy: "i like to do regis all the time." [ laughter ] i like doing you. it's fun. i don't do you at all.

it doesn't even sound like you anymore. i don't know who it sounds like. it's weird. >> he sent me -- he sent me a record. he wrote a record and he wanted me to sing it on the show. now, what was the name of that record? go ahead, big shot, tell them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i wanted you to come out -- yeah. i'm gonna do it with somebody. >> what's the name of the record? >> jimmy: it's called "my weenie." [ laughter ] >> regis said, no. [ laughter ] only because i saw him in that speedo. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's -- no, no, no. oh, my goodness. but now you have two kids, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: j.j. who i -- >> you do know j.j. >> jimmy: i know j.j. from "saturday night live." >> "saturday night live." right. and her husband michael shore. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and they meet on "saturday night live." >> jimmy: isn't that weird. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you look a little bit like michael shore in this one. >> do i? >> jimmy: yeah, you do. >> yeah, he's a terrific guy. >> jimmy: funny guy. and now you have two grandkids. >> that's right. >> jimmy: you love begin grandpa? >> well, yeah. it's really something. you know, i mean, one little guy -- his nick name is mr. trouble. he's two years old now and he lives up to that. and they just had a little baby

girl. >> jimmy: yeah, ivy, right? >> ivy, yeah. >> jimmy: the cutest kids ever. >> they're really nice. >> jimmy: i like some of these songs. i was wondering if you maybe would give us a taste of what this -- >> but you know, jimmy's got a good voice too. you've all heard him sing here. could you join me on this? could you sing joy's part maybe? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'll see. >> all right. >> jimmy: you want me to kick it off? >> well, what song should i do? >> jimmy: do something that means something -- >> a little duet. yeah. >> jimmy: maybe that one. that one there. >> ah, "i've got a crush on you." yeah. >> amir, does your guy know "i've got a crush on you?" >> jimmy: the roots? >> amir: james, knows. >> what did he say? >> jimmy: go james. >> okay. james has got it. all right. where do i go? >> jimmy: you walk over there, it'll be very nice. >> all right. thank you. >> jimmy: regis philbin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ how glad the many millions of annabells and williams would be to capture me ♪ ♪ but you had such persistence

you wore down ♪ ♪ my resistance i fell and it was swell ♪ ♪ you're my big and brave and handsome -- >> it's joy! >> jimmy: no, joy couldn't make it. i was stuck in traffic, sorry. >> okay. [ light laughter ] ♪ your my big and handsome and brave romeo ♪ [ laughter and applause ] ♪ how i won you i shall never, never know ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ not that you're attractive >> jimmy: seriously, you're not that attractive. >> i didn't -- >> jimmy: no, you are very attractive ♪ my heart grew and acted when you came into view ♪ ♪ 'cause i have got a crush my baby on you ♪ ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. >> oh, thank you so much. i'm just -- myself. >> jimmy: oh, very cool. stone bone. >> yeah, that's right. >> jimmy: how you doing pal? >> i was good. how you doing? >> jimmy: doing great. >> i like that you called my pals with an 's.' >> jimmy: yeah. plural. yeah. >> plural. >> jimmy: pals, yes. i don't know why. just added an 's' to it there. >> why not? >> jimmy: emma stone. yeah, i don't know why. it's "broadway week" on our show. you live in new york city. do you see a lot of broadway. >> you know what's funny? is i grew up begin so into musical theater, and i came out here a couple times a year with my mom. >> jimmy: really? and now that i've moved to new york, i have not seen one show. >> jimmy: is that right? >> i have not seen one musical. >> jimmy: it's weird like when you live in those places you don't really do tourist things. >> yeah. >> jimmy: or things that you should do. >> you don't go to the top of the empire state building everyday. and i thought that was what i was gonna be doing. >> jimmy: when you're a kid, yeah. >> everyday. >> jimmy: and sometimes i do that. pretend that i'm a tourist and just go and do something like

that. go to the statue of liberty. >> that's fun. >> jimmy: yeah. and i talk like this -- "hey, what a huge statue that is." [ laughter ] no, i don't do that. i don't know why. >> where are you from? >> jimmy: i don't know where i'm from. something's wrong with me. -- end up in jail. it's really fun. i love doing it. but yeah, we're having so much fun doing "broadway week" here 'cause it's new york city. it's something that's like doesn't happen in other places. and like gosh, you've guys been going nuts all week. >> it's such great -- >> jimmy: so talented yeah. can you sing and dance and do all that stuff? or no? >> i try. >> jimmy: yeah. really? >> i try to, but my voice does not last at all. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> so i can't imagine doing a musical eight shows a week because my voice would be gone by the second show. >> jimmy: yeah, after they do this, they have to go right over to do the show. >> that's insane. >> jimmy: it's insane. >> how do you do that? >> jimmy: i don't know. >> that's amazing. >> jimmy: i'm not saying anything. i'm happy they're here. yeah, exactly. >> this is gonna be so hard. >> jimmy: come on out everybody. yeah, exactly. you just came back from mississippi, is that right? >> yeah, i'm filming in mississippi, a movie called "the help." >> jimmy: oh, yeah.

>> yeah. >> jimmy: based on that book. i know that book. >> based on the book. yeah, it's amazing. >> jimmy: i haven't read it. >> well, you should read it if you get a chance. >> jimmy: yeah, i don't know how to read. >> oh. >> jimmy: hard -- i had to admit it like that. >> there's the rub. >> jimmy: yeah, that there's the rub. is it fun? mississippi is gorgeous. >> it's really -- yeah, it's amazing. i'm living in a house that was built in 1902. >> jimmy: really? >> and i think it's haunted even though it's not. >> jimmy: why? >> i don't know. but there was a very flamboyant red haired man that lived there before me, apparently. and i think he might be a fun ghost. >> jimmy: a flamboyant ghost? >> a flamboyant red haired ghost. >> jimmy: how's that work? >> and i'm just waiting for him to show up, and i'm convinced he's there even though he has not really done anything to convince me of that. [ making ghost sounds ] >> jimmy: are you seriously going to wear that? oh, my gosh! can't believe -- is that chartreuse? gross!" that would be kind of fun actually, yeah. hey, we gotta talk about "easy a."

first, i heard this movie is awesome. i heard it's so smart and funny. >> oh. >> jimmy: and i'm so psyched for you because i think you're going to be the biggest movie star ever now. i know you were a big movie star right now. >> what are talking about? >> jimmy: but i have my money on you, pal. i'm so happy for you. >> is this because we're pals. >> jimmy: no, we're pals. >> oh, plural pals. >> jimmy: they just announced today that you're going to host "saturday night live" in october. [ cheers and applause ] that's a big deal. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: that's such a big deal. >> you have no idea. i'm so excited. i'm freaking out. >> jimmy: that's so cool. >> like, i'll cry in a minute. >> jimmy: no, i don't want -- >> yeah, i have to stop talking about it. it's my biggest dream in my entire life. like you have no idea. i never, ever thought in a million years it would happen. i'm freaking out. >> jimmy: it's gonna be so fun. you're gonna have the best time. we're right downstairs. >> i know. and when i walked in today i was like doubly excited. because i'm like, "i can't believe i'm here." >> jimmy: oh, so cool. what is it? october, right? >> october 23. >> jimmy: october 23, you're hosting "saturday night live." and because this movie, "easy a" is getting huge buzz, what is it about so everyone knows. >> it's about a girl named olive

who inadvertently starts a rumor that she's lost her virginity and decides to kind of perpetuate the rumor instead of denying it. >> jimmy: okay. >> it spirals quickly out of control. >> jimmy: and then you start helping out, like, nerds and people that need help. >> yes. >> jimmy: like they can't hook up with girls and you start lying. >> right. i'm having fake with them for money. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: fantastic. >> so i'm a pretend prostitute. but take your kids. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. exactly. but i heard it's great. we have a clip of the movie, "easy a." do you want to set this up at all? >> oh, yeah. my parents in the movie are so fantastic. they're played patricia clarkson and stanley tucci. >> jimmy: oh, great. >> and they're coolest parents ever which is nice because in a lot of movies the parents aren't quite so cool. they're kind of dumb or whatever. >> jimmy: yeah, nerdy or something. >> and they're not in this one. they're very, very wild. >> jimmy: cool. all right. here we go. here's a clip from "easy a." emma stone. >> you guys know that i was here all weekend, right? >> yeah. >> yes, you were upstairs. >> yeah. >> you would testify to that? >> yeah. >> i would take a bullet for you. you know that.

>> that is comforting. >> that's how i am. that's how i roll. how i do things. >> i like your pants. >> thank you. >> there costco. >> you can have them when you get a little taller if you want. >> i'm never gonna go through puberty. >> of course you will baby. but we're a family of late bloomers. i didn't until i was 14. nor did olive. >> why's that matter? i'm adopted. >> what? oh, my god. who told you? [ chrsppee ae nduslaus >> jimmy: very good. it's going to be great. congratulations on that movie. it's going to be really fun. >> thank you. >> jimmy: hey, before you go, do you want to do a shared experience with us and the audience? >> yes, i do. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: awesome. all right. it's time for part three of shared experiences. ♪ ♪ sharing this thing with one another it's a shared experience ♪ >> jimmy: all right, have you heard of this great invention called the shake weight. >> it's practically pornographic. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here's the clip of the

ad for anyone who has not seen this. the shake weight. >> this is not a work out. this is a revolution. this is shake weight, and it's going to kick your butt. this piston like motion sends a shock wave of energy that forces your muscles to contract as many as 240 times a minute. and the faster you shake, the more intense and challenging your workout. think you can handle it? >> jimmy: the more you shake, the more intense your workout. [ cheers and applause ] all right, here's the deal, we have one right here for you right here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and we give them to the roots. >> aw, thank you. okay. >> jimmy: we gave them to higgans and everyone in our audience their own shake weight. what we want -- what we want is 15 seconds of shake weight action. >> how do you -- >> jimmy: with everyone participating. put both -- yeah, put both hands on it there. the shake weight, that's how you do it? >> this is filthy. >> jimmy: remember, you use both hands. yeah. and here we go. let's give us 15 seconds on the clock. on your mark, get set, shake weight! ♪

>> oh, my god! >> jimmy: that's right, everybody. work it out. burn those calories everybody. this is a serious piece of exercise equipment. ♪ >> oh my god. >> jimmy: i'm totally burning calories. here we are. very, very nice. that was incredible. can we -- you're exhausted, right? >> i'm exhausted. >> jimmy: can we see some of that again in slow motion, please? >> no! ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh my god. very good. great job, you guys. give yourselves a big round of applause. [ cheers and applause ] "easy a" is in theatres everywhere this friday september 17th. emma stone, everybody! we'll be right back with a

performance of the broadway musical, "american idiot." come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we've got a great show coming up tomorrow night. jon hamm is going to be here. [ cheers and applause ] from the new film "jack goes boating," amy ryan will be joining us." [ cheers and applause ] and a we'll have a performance from the new broadway musical "bloody bloody andrew jackson." it's going to be very cool. we'll see you back here tomorrow night. but first, we are very excited to have a performance from the smash hit, tony award-winning musical "american idiot," based on the grammy award-winning, multiplatinum album from green day. performing the song "letterbomb," here are the incredible women of "american idiot." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ where have all the bastards gone the underbelly stacks up ♪ ♪ ten high

the dummy failed the crash test collecting ♪ ♪ unemployment checks the flunky only along for the ride where ♪ ♪ have all the riots gone as the city's motto gets pulverized what's in love ♪ ♪ is now in debt on your birth certificate so strike the freaking match to light this fuse ♪ ♪ the town bishop's an extortionist and he don't even know ♪ ♪ that you exist standing still when it's do or die you better run ♪ ♪ for your freaking life it's not over till you're underground it's not over ♪ ♪ before it's too late this city's burning it's not my burden

it's not over ♪ ♪ before it's too late there is nothing left to analyze where will all ♪ ♪ the martyrs go when the virus cures itself and where will we all go when it's too late ♪ ♪ ♪ no don't look back don't look back don't look you're not the ♪ ♪ jesus of suburbia the st. jimmy is a figment of your father's rage and your mother's love ♪ ♪ made me the idiot america it's not over till you're underground it's not over ♪ ♪ before it's too late this city's burning it's not my burden

it's not over ♪ ♪ before it's too late she said i can't take this place i'm leaving it behind ♪ ♪ wake up she said i can't take this town i'm leaving you tonight leaving you ♪ ♪ i'm leaving you tonight tonight tonight ♪ ♪ tonight tonight ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! that's fantastic. thanks, guys. "american idiot" is currently at the st. james theatre right now. check out latenightwithjimmyfallon.com for more details and ticket information, and go see these guys. oh, my gosh, that was great.